If you’re always at the crossroads, you’re never going to go anywhere.
Wow, this religion stuff is as complicated as quantum physics!
Someone should make a youtube video of Lady Gaga’s Applause set to images of various mass shootings.
(This is not an indictment of Gaga – far from it. Whether or not she’s a “great artist” she’s a pop music genius; and whether intentional or not, her song has captured the West’s nascent 21th century zeitgeist.)
1) call your google voice from an outside line
2) leave a message of yourself slowly reciting the alphabet
3) read back transcription to an urban beats backing track
Hey, P C The. E Test, she H HI Jay, today L and I’m and So, C to you our That’s, C you, the W fax. Why real.
polititons: Sony brand of extremely polite robots
fustrated: to have fussed while in a prostrate position
marrige: a female oil rig
OK, great. You lived in a house where Steichen slept. My great uncle sucked Carl Van Vechten’s dick. Does that make me special?
I’ll find some Philadelphia hipsters to make fun of soon. In the meantime: http://inchoative.wordpress.com/2010/02/27/what-will-those-pesky-hipsters-think-of-next/