inchoative: a journal


surely you’re joking

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — inchoative @ 8:30 am

Homi Bhabha’s son is this fucking cute?  For reals?




Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — inchoative @ 7:30 pm

Is “Gay New England Prep School Choir Teacher” the new look for conservative media figures?




CSI:Miami is so freakin predictable, but it’s part of the fun

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — inchoative @ 12:33 am


I knew another electrocution was coming.


fey ginger fragrance collectors are adorable

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — inchoative @ 9:41 am

can I just trade something for YOU, my dear?


banal thought of the day

Filed under: Uncategorized — inchoative @ 10:48 pm

If you’re always at the crossroads, you’re never going to go anywhere.


great comment from a Washington Post thread (and user ID, too)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — inchoative @ 1:25 am


Display name already exists in our database
2/5/2014 1:04 PM EST
The only believable parts of the bible are those that show God to be a real jerk. Which is most of the old testament. Not that anyone should like a guy who would send his own kid downstairs to be murdered, … by the people he’s supposed to be saving, … from a sin their remote ancestors were tricked into, … by his own former #2, … which he could have prevented but he allowed to happen anyway, … even though he’s omniscient and knew all this was going to happen all along??? 
Wow, this religion stuff is as complicated as quantum physics!


I’d do it, but it would cost me a copyright strike

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — inchoative @ 10:56 pm

Someone should make a youtube video of Lady Gaga’s Applause set to images of various mass shootings.  
(This is not an indictment of Gaga – far from it.  Whether or not she’s a “great artist” she’s a pop music genius; and whether intentional or not, her song has captured the West’s nascent 21th century zeitgeist.)



best thing ever, pt. 1

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — inchoative @ 11:00 pm

Thanks to the utterly brilliant Wolfgore:



make your own hip-hop at home with Google Jams

Filed under: Uncategorized — inchoative @ 2:45 pm


1) call your google voice from an outside line

2) leave a message of yourself slowly reciting the alphabet

3) read back transcription to an urban beats backing track

Hey, P C The. E Test, she H HI Jay, today L and I’m and So, C to you our That’s, C you, the W fax. Why real.



some tea party spellings turned into real words

Filed under: Uncategorized — inchoative @ 10:41 pm

polititons: Sony brand of extremely polite robots
fustrated: to have fussed while in a prostrate position
marrige: a female oil rig

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