Someone should make a youtube video of Lady Gaga’s Applause set to images of various mass shootings.
(This is not an indictment of Gaga – far from it. Whether or not she’s a “great artist” she’s a pop music genius; and whether intention or not, her song has captured the West’s nascent 21th century zeitgeist.)
Thanks to the utterly brilliant Wolfgore:
1) call your google voice from an outside line
2) leave a message of yourself slowly reciting the alphabet
3) read back transcription to an urban beats backing track
Hey, P C The. E Test, she H HI Jay, today L and I’m and So, C to you our That’s, C you, the W fax. Why real.
polititons: Sony brand of extremely polite robots
fustrated: to have fussed while in a prostrate position
marrige: a female oil rig
OK, great. You lived in a house where Steichen slept. My great uncle sucked Carl Van Vechten’s dick. Does that make me special?
One more and you’re gonna look like Calvin Klein
I’ve never listened to Britney. But the video for Hold it Against me is one of the most brilliant I’ve ever seen…it’s like some caffeine-crazed collaboration between Terry Gilliam, Robert Lepage and Darren Aronofsky.