some of the great questions get asked here FIRST

will the NYC electro-revival ever come to an end…?

in which I recontextualize lines from Mad TV skits to limn the deep ironies of my existence

I made a fake ID once, but I just drew it.

I’m so cynical, pt. 1

I’m so cynical about facebook. It probably has some checkbox: “Always make a sexual or racial minority appear in my profile’s top friends so that I can seem politically progressive”

like, totally random*

I’m hip, I’m on myspace facebook, and I play accordion

sorry folks, he wussed out and took down the accordion picture

*- with apologies to Ja’mie King