inchoative: a journal


best thing ever, pt. 1

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Thanks to the utterly brilliant Wolfgore:




make your own hip-hop at home with Google Jams

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1) call your google voice from an outside line

2) leave a message of yourself slowly reciting the alphabet

3) read back transcription to an urban beats backing track

Hey, P C The. E Test, she H HI Jay, today L and I’m and So, C to you our That’s, C you, the W fax. Why real.



some tea party spellings turned into real words

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polititons: Sony brand of extremely polite robots
fustrated: to have fussed while in a prostrate position
marrige: a female oil rig


will the name dropping never cease?

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OK, great. You lived in a house where Steichen slept. My great uncle sucked Carl Van Vechten’s dick. Does that make me special?


easy on the facelifts, AJ

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — inchoative @ 3:37 pm

One more and you’re gonna look like Calvin Klein



I know, this blog seems abandoned but it isn’t

Filed under: Uncategorized — inchoative @ 3:13 am

I’ll find some Philadelphia hipsters to make fun of soon. In the meantime:


George Lucas, a schmuck who makes schlock

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don’t hold it against me

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I’ve never listened to Britney. But the video for Hold it Against me is one of the most brilliant I’ve ever seen…it’s like some caffeine-crazed collaboration between Terry Gilliam, Robert Lepage and Darren Aronofsky.


like a mad tv skit set in a parallel universe where Kim Jong-il is gay

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funny, funny old emails about email

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Received: from by IETF.CNRI.Reston.VA.US id aa21336;
8 Mar 95 23:08 EST
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8 Mar 95 23:08 EST
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8 Mar 95 23:08 EST
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(5.65+UW95.02/UW-NDC Revision: 2.32 ) id AA04297;
Wed, 8 Mar 95 19:46:15 -0800
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(5.65+UW95.02/UW-NDC Revision: 2.32 ) id AA04291;
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Received: (from pXXXXX@localhost) by (8.6.10/8.6.9) id VAA05480; Wed, 8 Mar 1995 21:45:55 -0600
Date: Wed, 8 Mar 1995 21:45:55 -0600 (CST)
From: Paul H KXXXXX
Subject: A WWW cg-script that has real possibilities
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII

In a mailing list called net-happenings, I saw an announcement for
cgi-script called It basically allows you read an IMAP or
POP server. I got it and I think it has real possibilities. I think I
could use it to build a nice interface with it so that a person’s mail
client is really a WWW resource. I know it would never look like a real
mail client but it may be worth pursuing.
I ask because the “netscape”
people built a news interface that could eliminate the need for a separate
news client. If they can do that, do you think someone will do the
same but for mail within a WWW client. If they do, they should build it
around a imap server (not a pop server).

Just some thoughts.

The URL for the software is


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